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Jerry Jones Uses A Horrifying & Bloody Analogy To Describe Cowboys’ Contract Negotiations

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Jerry Jones might be finally losing his mind.

During Tuesday’s training camp, the Dallas Cowboys owner was asked by Jon Machota of The Athletic about how contract negotiations were going with his top offensive players in Ezekiel Elliott, Dak Prescott and Amari Cooper, Jerry seemed to be seriously ready for the conversation by using a highly disturbing analogy to describe the situation.

“Picture you were a driver of a car and you had a wreck and your hand was almost severed off, but you didn’t understand your anatomy,” Jones told Machota. “You look down, you’re spurting blood, you open the door, and run to the woods, and either die bleeding to death or shock. The educated man looks down, knows his anatomy, squeezes and knows his best chance is to wait for help. That’s because he’s been there a lot and done that. So I’m squeezing and waiting for help.”

What type of sh*t is that, Jerry?

A reporter then followed up by asking Jones where this “help” is going to come from?

Jerry was ready for that question when he stated, “Pull it out of my ass.”

Take those quotes and do with them what you will.

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